Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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