His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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