There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I pour the whiskey from now on
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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