she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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