The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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