Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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