It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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