i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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