Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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