I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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