I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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