I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
