i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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