What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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