So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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