i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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