Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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