Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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