i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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