how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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