we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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