The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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