You made me cry and you don't even care
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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