youre lurking in front of me
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize