don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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