Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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