Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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