Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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