My friends, they love my intelligence
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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