I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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