My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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