Everything about him screamed your future.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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