we have officially lost it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
