just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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