its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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