Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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