STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You can make out without kissing
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