i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
