Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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