You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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