Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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