? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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