Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.