Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
