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(847): View more from Illinois

just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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(573): View more from Missouri

I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for

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(270): View more from Kentucky

True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.

(1-316): View more from Kansas

I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?

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(706): View more from Georgia

First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.

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(619): View more from California

Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?

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