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His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court

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(816): His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court http://tfl.nu/ow7w

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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes

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(908): But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes http://tfl.nu/c86w

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Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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(205): Do you want the good news or bad news first? (678): bad news (205): The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos. http://tfl.nu/6wx8

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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.

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(780): he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem. http://tfl.nu/ak11

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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

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(603): No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class. http://tfl.nu/tnda

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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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(353): Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila. http://tfl.nu/uacf

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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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(678): i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste. http://tfl.nu/3anp

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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!

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(727): A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend! http://tfl.nu/ajdu

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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.

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(724): noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success. http://tfl.nu/klpq

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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.

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(623): and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed. http://tfl.nu/5lux

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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE

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(256): OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE http://tfl.nu/qfju

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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.

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(816): Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland. http://tfl.nu/1rj2

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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.

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(206): I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous. http://tfl.nu/0ln2

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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home

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(920): We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home http://tfl.nu/c2b2

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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.

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Oh at the liquor store again?

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(954): I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board. (941): Oh at the liquor store again? http://tfl.nu/01vl

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