I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket