she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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