I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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