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do you know how bad I want you right now?

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As bad as i want you to stop texting me?

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is that a hint?

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(630): do you know how bad I want you right now? (1-630): As bad as i want you to stop texting me? (630): is that a hint? http://tfl.nu/28x8

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My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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(707): My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do. http://tfl.nu/vxoj

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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.

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(406): Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns. http://tfl.nu/ywpq

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(631): View more from New York

Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

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(631): Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend... http://tfl.nu/7zoq

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.

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HOT DATE.

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(201): Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day. (1-201): HOT DATE. http://tfl.nu/4vki

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(904): View more from Florida

Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.

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(904): Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do. http://tfl.nu/m59t

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(+91): View more from India

I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.

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(+91): I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin. http://tfl.nu/d09o

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(785): View more from Kansas

Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.

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(785): Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before. http://tfl.nu/gt36

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2

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(336): He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2 http://tfl.nu/rjqf

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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.

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God Bless cinco de mayo

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(305): Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila. (1-305): God Bless cinco de mayo http://tfl.nu/78zu

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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?

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(609): he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night? http://tfl.nu/gjwh

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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.

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(805): Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/zu2d

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(503): View more from Oregon

At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men

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(503): At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men http://tfl.nu/ey0x

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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made

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(412): Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made http://tfl.nu/r5g2

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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.

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(248): I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl. http://tfl.nu/rz4s

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