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(562): View more from California

Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.

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(562): Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace. http://tfl.nu/mzqe

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

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Good decisions....

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Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(401): Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant (978): Good decisions.... (401): Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up http://tfl.nu/4ade

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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now

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(815): we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now http://tfl.nu/t0uo

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(337): View more from Louisiana

you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

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(337): you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm http://tfl.nu/y579

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.

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(404): I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home. http://tfl.nu/u6hf

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(917): View more from New York City

It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.

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(917): It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all. http://tfl.nu/vnnk

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?

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(440): Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college? http://tfl.nu/er5p

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(847): View more from Illinois

The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today

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(847): The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today http://tfl.nu/8pjx

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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(810): I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here. http://tfl.nu/wy8z

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(219): View more from Indiana

They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.

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(219): They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves. http://tfl.nu/j0o7

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US

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Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.

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(616): I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US (+44): Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange. http://tfl.nu/699w

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(614): View more from Ohio

making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy

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(614): making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy http://tfl.nu/o6e5

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(207): View more from Maine

cocks speak louder than words, as they say

(914): View more from New York

Nobody says that.

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(207): cocks speak louder than words, as they say (914): Nobody says that. http://tfl.nu/ymrk

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...

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(250): I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes... http://tfl.nu/uyv6

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."

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(252): I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE." http://tfl.nu/xtai

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