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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."

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  27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.

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  23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??

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