that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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