The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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