Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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