We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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