I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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