My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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