we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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