I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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